How Shall We Save Money On Healthcare?
—Encourage patients to tip nurses after sponge baths, tax nurses’ tips
—Two words: placebo effect
—Popsicle sticks recycled as tongue depressers recycled as popsicle sticks etc.
—Every fifth booster shot is actually lethal injection
—Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 5th Edition is one-page memo that simply reads: “faking it”
—Pharmacies may hire anyone as long as they are devout Christian Scientist
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